The Canadian Tragedy – Thalidomide

http://www.thalidomide.ca/the-canadian-tragedy/

Thalidomiders are now in their early fifties and they are experiencing physical deterioration due to stress placed on their different body structures, further limiting their abilities, often resulting in new disabilities (see degeneration) , and therefore compounding the tragedy. The needs and problems of this unique population are many and overwhelming

MURPHY’s Tough-Love

Murphy’s Other Laws

Are you living under the influence of Murphy or or is it just tough-love?

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.ย 

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MLB Toronto BlueJays 2016 Lineup

  The Toronto Blue Jays are busting up the astro turf with a full team workout on February 26,2016.

Catch it live coming up soon.

https://m.facebook.com/MLB-Toronto-BlueJays-1464552987186414/?ref=bookmarks

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Aaron Sanchez | Rank: 16Age: 23

TORย | #41 |Bats: R, Throws: R

Qualifies at: RPDollar Value: $1

Also Ranked: #397 overall, #49 at Relief Pitcher

2016 Preview:

Although Sanchez posted a solid 3.55 ERA over 11 starts with the Blue Jays last season, he struggled with his control and had a poor 1.1 K/BB ratio when he went on the disabled list in June. After thriving as a reliever upon his return to health (1.87 ERA, playoffs included), the right-hander may continue filling that role going forward. Of course, Torontoโ€™s offseason acquisition of Drew Storen leaves open the possibility that Sanchez will get another starting opportunity.

Fantasy Bottom Line: Youngster could contribute as reliever or starter.

Blue Jays 2016 Photo’s and Lineup

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A Quik Dash Across The Hall

Wally’s Wedding Night

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected ‘knock’ on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action…
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more ‘action.’ Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more frantic coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it….. Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action.’

And, once again they enjoy each other in the way only two people in the first flush of lust can… But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.’

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: ‘You mean I’ve been here already?’

(Senior Moments can have their advantages).

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